Next Class - Home Ec

"Ugh, I hate this class," Jane says. "Boys should be the ones cooking and cleaning, not girls. When am I going to ever be expected to sew or iron something?"

"You never know, Jane," you say. "I mean, what if you never get married? You might have to know these things."

Both you and Jane take your seats in your next class - Home Economics. You can tell that both your girlfriend and every other girl in class is **** to be there. But as always, all the boys are super excited. Especially today, because today the class is going to learn about ...