Fuck these guys!

"Take it up with her." Fuck you, cute bartender with the tasty cock... Let's just position myself on the far side of the table...

"Hey, we, uh, we booked this table?" Damnit, don't be nice to me!

"Well, I'm not exactly playing with myself here, so..." No, wait, I mean, we're playing here... Like, I'm not just taking up the table for no reason...

"Right, but, so, we were on the schedule, is all..." No, don't come around the table, guys, just, just stay over there please...

"Do you possibly mind moving to another table so we can watch the game?" Stop it! Stop being nice! And you two, stop coming around the table!

"Hey, are you not wearing pants?"

"No, not at all..." Wait, no, the table thing...

"Oh, um..." Shit shit shit! "Mind if we join in?"