If only I could get so lucky...

Aaand... "Fuck." Damnit! Maybe it's been too long since I've played pool.

Or maybe it's that's I'm naked and there's a very stiff cock inside those pants pressing up against my ass.

Either way, I just launched the cue ball off the table. Fuck.

"I, um..." Fuck. "Shall I just go get that then?"