Obviously sex is the answer to everything!

"I think you're throwing me off, Jeff." With your cock!

"I thought I was trying to help you get started here?" With your cock!

"I think you can help me a little better than that..." With your cock! Where's his zipper?

"Cindy! There's, like, a dozen people right behind us..." With your cock! Oh, wait, that one doesn't work...

"So? If all I'm wearing is a fucking shirt, then you can slip your hard as fuck self out of those pants and shove it in me and no one'll be the wiser." Uhhh.... Oh, I got it! "Fuck me already." With your cock! Ha, that one worked!

"Right here? Now?"