A sexy Woman

The guard sees you standing there, with the kind of look on your face that tells him your a real bitch...

He looks you up, and down with a hungry expression and asks you what your doing here...

You tell him the king is expecting you but if its that much of a bother youll just leave and the kingdom wich sent for you can just go fuck itself...

His eyes widen, realization setting in;

"Im terribly sorry, m'lady...please right this way."

You hear a loud metal clanking and you know that a pulley and lever are bringing

up the gate. Once up, you pat your horse on head and guide him through...inside the castle walls, all the while shooting the sentry a dirty look.

The guard points you in the direction of the kings keep, where you'll find his throne room (not that you couldnt of found it yourself..."what a dickhead", you mutter).

As you begin to leave he shouts "Wait!", and tells you that you must register at the gate, a new policy since the land has gone to shit due to demons...