No, But With a Little Help From The Pallet Town PD...

As you run you pull out your cell phone and punch up 000!

"Triple Zero, what is your emergency?" Your Local Officer Jenny Asks. (She gets to take the day off to man the switchboard every Monday and Friday.)

"Old Scar Face Flock! Old North Road! Too FAST; Won't Make It!" You wheeze into the phone.

"Help is on the way Jun Dainichi: I have three cars en-route to your position armed with shock guns!" Jenny declares and from down in the town you hear three police sirens start wailing and begin to converge on your position! You don't have time to think about that though, you are running for your life: it is not wholly unknown for Spearow to EAT people that manage to anger a large flock...! (Which, in an odd moment of clarity, you suppose is only fair, as humans are known to cook and eat Spearow who attack their pet Pokémon...)

You are jumping over the railings that fringe the old north road and running down the 70° concrete walls on the other side, but the Spearow are still gaining, and you can hear that the police cars must be at least a minute and a half out! One of the Spearow grabs the back of your shirt, making you stumble, and you topple over the side of the road and skid down the concrete embankment on the other side, but fortunately, the Spearow ends up, quite unwillingly, breaking your fall...

However, in moments the flock is upon you, and you start laying in with karate chops to left and right. Unfortunately, that's not doing much, though a lucky hit does take one of the birds out of the action. You are scratched and pecked till you are all but **** then, just when you feel yourself start to sway and about to topple, a sudden jolt of electricity passes through one of the attacking birds into you, and you are knocked out...