Flip out

"Why the hell would I do that, what kinda place is this? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS?!?!?!?!?!" I said flipping out "Moo, please calm down. Moo, whats wrong, this is normal?" said Kyle "Normal, this is in no way normal. I was on my way to see my boyfriend Love, walking down the street, when something hit me, and I end up in this freak farm, that thinks its normal to act like a cow. This is not normal."

Kyle got a concerned look and started to think. Then he asked "Moo, did the place you come from have...um...uh...Moo, what was the word. Moo, right "Wemen". Moo did the place you came from have "Wemen." "Wemen" wait do you mean "Women?" I said back "Moo, yeah that's it." "Of course it did." 'What the hell did they do to this guy?' "Moo that must be it. Moo, you came from a world with these "Women" but now your in our world." Kyle deduced "Our" world what do you mean "Our World?"

"Moo, you see, our world is a world without "Wemen." Kyle started explaining, already forgetting the word women "Moo, nothing but guys, boys, and men. Moo, great isn't it." "You don't seriously think I'm going to believe this bull crap do you." I said back "Moo, it's true all of it. Moo, eeeeeveryyy last bit." said the cow-man in the pen across from us "Moo, I use to come from a world with women too. Moo, then I found myself in this place. Moo, at first I was like you, but over time, I began to love it here. Moo, now I'm glad I ended up in this world."

"Moo, me two." "Moo, same here." "Moo, I was born here but daddy told me what women are like. Moo, makes me glade I was born here." a lot of the other cow-men said things along those lines 'You got to be shitting me, this just isn't possible.' "Moo, for you to be transported here must mean that your. Moo, whats the word?" started Kyle "Moo, the word your looking for is gay." Finished the man across "Moo, thank you."

"Moo, please ask all the questions you've got to have in your head. Moo, and please, Moo."