"Yes, once"

Wait... what? Did your girlfriend just say that she'd been double teamed before? How is that possible, you wonder. And how is it possible that you didn't know.

Karen smiles. "Very nice." Then she looks at you. "I bet that was a pretty hot night, right?" She drinks more wine.

You shake your head, trying to get your thoughts straight, "I wasn't there." You say.

"Uh-oh" Karen says.

"It was during college" Katie explains. "I was a little crazier back then."

Sure you've heard Katie mention that she was a little crazier during college. Who wasn't? But you're not sure how to feel about this. At the very least it would have been kinda hot for her to tell you the story some time while you were having sex. You wouldn't have minded that. But instead it was a secret. You feel yourself getting a little jealous.

Karen seems to notice your reaction, and tries to put a band-aid on the situation. "But you two have probably... you know... with other people."

You draw your eyes to the floor.

"Well no" Katie says.

And Karen throws her hands up. You can't tell if she's feigning outrage this time or really means it. "What the hell girl?" She says, "Why are you getting freaky with college boyfriend, but not with this cutie?"

"We've been freaky" Katie half-heartedly suggests. You feel like you should say something, like you should defend your girlfriend. But you really kinda want to see where this is going. And you really kinda want to know who were the guys who double penetrated your girlfriend back in college.

"What's freaky?" Karen asks. It's amazing, you think, how quickly Katie's initial inappropriate question has taken you down this path.

"There was that one time in that hotel we did it right by the window. And we watch porn together sometimes. And we've done it in the butt a few times." Katie is making her case.

"Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn." Karen says, getting out of her chair and walking over to your girlfriend. "Know what I think?" Karen asks. You wonder if she's this commanding in a courtroom.

Katie shakes her head.