The final Spewing and a Pusey!

"Why is it woman i have to call you before the show begins?"

"Cause you won't get off you lazy ass and help with the dishes!"

In comes in just as 'It's really fine when you sixty-nine" plays.

The theme music comes up and Jerkedand is now sitting in his chair on the veranda,holding Miss Fillme's hand.The music comes to a close we hear,"So where was i,oh yeah telling you about my family"

The camrera pans to the right looing at a nubile little blond girl coming out of the bush,hitching her shorts up. Close behind her comes a balding man hitching his pants up.

"Craven,Craven Pusey! Is that you coming out of the bushes" Jerkedand bellowed. "Why aren't you in the lambing shed boy?"

"Sorry Mr. Spewing,but Juicy claimed there was a lamb in trouble in the bush. By the time i got through stuffing her and the lamb through an opening ,the lamb was out of sight so we went looking for it on the other side."

Likely story,the only true part was him stuffing ny niece Juicy and not with food either."Well get back to that shed boy now!"

"Going,Jerkedand!"

"oh look pa it's our little girl,aint she beautiful looking"

"Beautiful i'll give you ma but i neve found her all the juicy when she was at home!"

Now pa! that's not nice!"

Jerkednad continues "Juicy, Juicy Spewing how many times have i told you to leave Craven alone?"

"But uncle Jerkedand all i was doing was helping him stuff the lamb through the hole in the bush.What's so wrong with that?It's not like we hasn't done it before!

Ma turns to look at me saying "Don't even say it Pa!"

And that's when the show ended for tis night