Travel

You hear the men coming closer. Your not too sure you want to be there when they notice your not a 'messenger of god', who has just jizzed on thier, "warrior princess". They may not buy the same lie.

"I must go", you promptly say.

"Wait, any words of wisom?" she asks.

As a time traveler you shouldnt really say anything but... what the hell, rules be damned.

"Watch out for the english king..he would fu- ahem do things that are... not good to you", you say.

You press around on your little time machine, then a time portal opens up.