Mu Lan

ZAAP!!!! You find yourself in an ancient chinese palace... well, a room in a chinese palace. You look around, in awe of the architecture and art work. You also notice a mirror, helping you notice your asian features and clothes to help you blend in.

SPLASH! You turn around, and see a large wooden tub. In the tub is the most gorgeous asian woman you've ever seen, and also her armor and weapons around the tub... which, you admit, intimidates you a bit. The real life Mu Lan is way hotter then the stupid Disney version, you think to yourself. No stupid cartoon dragons, and stupid singing... people. You take a step toward her... bad mistake. She stands up, then turns around and looks at you. Her long black wet hair swings with her, with her piercing green eyes staring right at you. Her figure was amazing; slim, but not skinny, plus plenty of T&A too. What can I say? You are officially rock hard!

"I noticed you appear suddenly in my chambers... are you a god? or a some street magician that should be thrown out?". You think for a sec, then finally think of the perfect answer. "If I wasn't a god!? Would I have THIS!?", you say, as you drop your trousers, revealing your mighty rod of power! It would seem that not.. all your features became asian. Mu Lan gasps, then quickly kneels, "I apologize for my foolishness my lord! You are a god!". You smile, knowing of the pleasures that you were about to recieve.