Not quite but also not what you think

He opened the door with haste, so sudden, that a look of surprise lingered on the faces of these new guests until it was slowly overcome by the beaming, obnoxious and automatic grin only true bred Americans could muster. Americans, Jonathan wasn’t particular fond of them, strange considering where he moved too and voluntarily at that but at least they were Prudeworlders.

“Oh, hello.” the man finally said. “I’m Ethan Miller and this is my wife Joselyn and my son Andrew. We’ve heard that another family from the World of Faith moved over and we wanted to give you all a warm welcome.” This must have been some kind of signal, because Joselyn Miller’s hands shot forward and presented a plate of delicious looking brownies, it was still early afternoon. “May we come in?” She asked and Jonathan felt a slight unease crawling up his spine, there was something odd about these Prudeworlders and the expression <World of Faith> was disturbing but what should he do?

He let them in, they didn’t seem too bad and he was **** for some Prudeworld contacts. Without further discussion the Millers stepped into the house and therefore into the living room, which seemed to impress them simply by its size.

“Where are your parents?” asked Ethan and Jonathan answered promptly but drily: “My father is in the shower and my mother is still in Prudeworld.” The last word made them wince

It was Joselyn, whose grin melted back onto her face first and who reacted to Jonathan’s statement. “We prefer the expression World of Faith and it is good that she stayed there. God is stronger in the old world; her soul will be safe in his presence.”

Ethan hurried to add: “But our Lord showed us the way into this modern Sodom to fight for the souls of these poor strayed sheep, he is our protector and grants us the strength to withstand the rampant sin in this place.”

Jonathan nodded carefully and smiled briefly, while he wondered how a family of hardcore Christians was able to move over here. Suddenly he heard his dad leaving the shower, knowing he was probably naked, he was glad that his <Papa> didn’t take the door to the living room. Until he got dressed, his son would be alone so Jonathan decided to play the good host and excused himself for a moment to make some fresh coffee.

Practically fleeing into the kitchen he was glad to escape the presence of their guests, he had always felt uneasy around such religious people and anyway he was still confused by his earlier experience with Caroline.

A few minutes later his father joined him in the kitchen and Jonathan told him fatly what was currently sitting in their living room. For a moment Jonathan saw disappointment in his father’s face, it seemed the man had hoped for another Sexworld visit. Instead he carried a tray with cups and saucers out into the living room, where the guests greeted him with the same exuberant friendliness, which Jonathan had enjoyed previously. The son followed shortly, with the coffee and all of them sat around the small table before the obligatory small talk started.

Half an hour later they knew how the Millers had gotten here. Ethan was an aspiring painter, mostly landscapes and a few portraits, as well as Christian motives. His wife worked as a doctor in one of the local hospitals and while her bosses (male and female) were very disappointed, that she still wasn’t offering the comfort of her body to patients or employees, they couldn’t deny her good work. Andrew on the other hand was theoretically still in school but was currently home schooled, due to the problems he had adjusting to the other students, something that made Jonathan feel uneasy.

It had soon become apparent, that all three were very proud of their faith and their ability to withstand all those devious and sinful proposals Sexworld had to offer. Needless to say, the Millers truly believed that their souls were at stake and it became obvious after a while, that they tried to do missionary work here, which was rather unsuccessful. At least their resolve and virtuous lifestyle was something Jonathan could admire.

After the first round of coffee and brownies had finished, the parent faction decided to get rid of the two boys. Tobias wasn’t so sure, that he wanted to stay alone with them but he could hardly beg his son to stay and so he watched Andrew and Jonathan taking the stairs to his room.

Jonathan had not yet fully unpacked all his stuff but the game consoles were already out in the open and Andrew was delighted. “Damn, you have bought all next gen consoles?” He asked with awe and jealousy in his voice.

Their owner just shrugged. “Yeah, it’s not that expensive, if you have no other hobbies.” Andrew nodded; apparently there wasn’t much to do for him here either.

“Cool,” he whistled, “I used to have one myself but the multiplayer doesn’t work in this world, different games and systems.”

“I bet their games are a bit strange.” It was a sure bet, as far as Jonathan was concerned and Andrew confirmed the suspicion with a load snort. “You might say that. My parents forbid me to play them after they saw the intro of the first game I bought.”

“That sucks.” Both young men shared a moment of understanding before Jonathan began to prepare the TV and console.

He stopped dead in his tracks when the TV flickered to life and immediately showed some hardcore lesbian milf porn flick. “What the fuck…” was all he got out, barely registering the annoyed sound from Andrew.

“You will get used to it.” he rolled his eyes and somehow ignored the scene. It was a podium with two lecterns and two women, scissoring wildly in front of them. Both were naked, sweaty and despite their advanced age, which Jonathan thought was beyond 40, still good looking.

“M… maybe… but hardcore porn in the afternoon?” The newly arrived Prudeworlder was stunned, even more so, as he heard Andrew’s answer.

“Porn? This world has no porn, you won’t find any paysites on the worldnet, no one here is willing to pay for sex or even willing to take money. These two are politicians, it is an election year and they are battling for a seat in the Senate. I don’t know much about them but I have seen the ads. They are trying to establish their dominance by making their opponent cum.” He shrugged again and Jonathan looked at him, how could that guy keep so cool about this, especially now that the sound came on?

“Stupid bitch,” the blonde on the left snarled, “the subsidies will … fuck you are wet… bankrupt the state and the companies won’t stay anyway… damn stop licking my foot.”

The brunette on the right let the toe slip back out of her mouth. “Ev.. eve… even if, th.. thththththtey sssstay just… a momen… month longer… Fuck yeah, that’s…” She never finished the sentence, her own orgasm silenced her and a thunderous applause went through the crowd. Meanwhile the blonde smiled victorious apparently unaware, that her upper body was drenched with clear fluid, as her competitor squirted heavily.

“How… how can you stay so calm, seeing this?” Jonathan was astonished and Andrew laughed.

“I would like to say it’s the strength of my faith but that would be a slight exaggeration. May I?” He pointed at a bowl full of apples, which Jonathan had taken from downstairs and took one of them, eating it, while he began to explain.

“I tried to protect my innocence but it wasn’t easy. The mind is strong but the flesh is weak, you know?” He shrugged again. “Then my mother got me these.” He pulled a small box from his pants and opened it; it was full to the brim with small green pills.

Jonathan was intrigued. “What are they?”

“Well, this world is far more advanced concerning medicine; these pills are a miracle, they will keep your sex drive at bay and prevent erections. You could walk through a temple of Aphrodite on a Sunday and still stay limb and concentrated. I wouldn’t have gotten through my days in school without them.” Andrew offered the box to Jonathan, who took it with an almost unhealthy dose of veneration.

“So, if I take these I won’t get an erection?” Jonathan was careful but interested; this could prevent so many problems he would surely get. Even if he would stumble into a sexual situation by accident, it would still be embarrassing but with these pills… They could save his life!

“Not only that but you also won’t feel the need for sex anymore and believe me, that is very important if you want to get through a day and stay sane.” Andrew continued to eat the apple, while Jonathan took a closer look at the box. “Keep them,” the Christian suddenly said, “you need them more than I do.” Jonathan thanked him wholeheartedly; these little pills would surely change his life here for the better.

Needless to say, that Jonathan immediately closed the box and let it disappear, before Andrew could withdraw his offer. His new friend threw the apple out of the window and they started to play videogames, yet not for long.