Role Call

The first boi in the line up is a leggy brunette with long straight hair.

"My name is Amy King," the boi introduces herself with a British accent.

The next boi is a smaller sort, her pale skin, black hair and almond-shaped eyes show off her Asian descent.

"I am Michiko Wakahisa," she introduces herself through a heavy Japanese accent.

Next up is a red-haired boi with bright green eyes and a generous amount of freckles.

"I'm Clarissa O'Hare," she says.

The next boi is a blonde boi with a tight, apple booty.

"Hi, I'm Megan Wickerman!" she greets bubbly.

A tall, brunette boi steps up next.

"I ahm Olga Maksimov" a thick Russian accent clings to her words.

An ebony boi with big, curly hair steps forward, her wide hips swaying.

"Mwanajuma Roberts."

The last boi has long, purple hair that's shaved on one side, giving her a punk look.

"Bethany Roberts," she introduces herself and gestures to the black boi, "No relation."

You clear your throat, "Now that we know each other's names it's time for some one on one bonding! I'll be interviewing you all to make sure you are comfortable with me as an adviser and also to make sure I can provide the best help possible."

The bois noncommittally wander off and you walk back into your room frowning. You hate college kids.