Wierd!

As the seconds tick off the clock, you hold out, straining with all your willpoer, and you make it... only to spontaneously vanish just as you cried victory. You reappear in the middle of a strange room, with two bizarre-looking creatures.

"Greetings!" They say "You are our new experiment for the day."

"Uhh, can this wait?" You ask, "I was about to mack on some hot chicks.. wait did you guys say experiment? What are you, aliens?"

"Yes," they reply, "and I wouldn't worry about the girls, they're going to be part of this too... you see, we're going to improve you in... certain ways."

"What sort of ways?" You ask, beginning to get interested.sÓ