Chapter 9
by lostandfound
what is her answer?
She's humble.
The raven-haired heroine seemed to mull the question over in her head for a bit. “Let’s see… definitely not the ‘caught by a super villain and ****’ stories. I’ve been through enough of those. And I know I’m an Amazon, but the whole lesbian thing has gotten old. You know what really bugs me? People think that just because I carry a magical rope around that I’m into the bondage scene. I’m sorry, but It’s just a tool, like my invisible jet, I rarely use it in sex stuff. I mean sure, when Spawn or Hellboy come over, I break it out. But, they’re hellspawn, you’ve got to expect it to get a little kinky.
“That’s very interesting, but it doesn’t answer my question,” Jane Doe says, “What do want to do that you haven’t had a change, I mean chance, to do more often?”
“I guess I really want to be the seductress more often. I know I’m supposed to be the good girl, but sometimes I want to feel sexy. Now, I’m not saying I want to be a slut who gang bangs the whole Justice League, but it would be nice to tease some off the guys.”
Jon Doe says, “You don’t think you’re sexy now? Baby, that swimsuit may be kinda garish, but it shows off your body like crazy. You’ve got curves and muscles that I didn’t even know existed!”
Wonder Woman smiles, “Thanks, but I want to be able to turn heads when I walk into a room….” She continues to talk to Jane, while Jon addresses the camera.
“Well, it’s obvious that Wonder Woman has the same condition that so many of the truly noble superheroes have. She is humble to the point of almost being blind. She seems unable to understand just what a sexy, desirable, woman she is. It’s understandable, of course. Who would dare to hit on this remarkable woman? The people she works with, Superman, Batman, and the like, are all too noble, or otherwise spoken for. Perhaps someone from the Chyoo universe can help Wonder Woman feel more like a wonderful woman?”
Does anyone step up?
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