Oh dear...

"So, what do you think you're doing? You're not like the filth I usually see around here..." Ivy gave me a quick look down, trying to get a handle on the kind of guy that had just waltzed in to her secret trap-door trap.... place.

"Um, uh, well... I figured as much, he he... So, um, are you gonna kill me? Because I REALLY am not feeling up to that, ya' know I got work and stuff..."

"Very funny wise guy. You seem harmless enough. Welcome to my humble abode. We have some water by the roses, not much to eat unless you like plant food, and oh, DO NOT step on my plants or you'll walk out of this place a woman." Poison Ivy always came off to me as a very erotic, seductive gal. Right now on the other hand, she seemed more like a cool college roommate. The vines loosened their grip on me, and I got off of the floor all the while wondering why Poison Ivy was being so...calm.

"So, uh, Ivy? Can I call you Ivy? I was wondering... Why am I NOT dead right now? Ya' know, villains tend to be more... villainous then this."

"Well to I tend to be pretty good at reading people. You seemed like the guy who was easily intimidated by a woman with any sort of sexual prowess, and I really need someone other than some smelly thug to give me a good time. Couldn't have you running off and all..." What? What was she talking about? Before I could answer my own question the vines were back on me, pulling me across the floor. I was thrown into another room, it was a bit more comfortable. There was grass on the floor, but it was...soft. Really soft actually. Say what you will about the broad, she knows how to pick out good grass. As I was admiring her decorative skills, she said something through the door.

"Alright, you want villainous, you got it..." She walked over, swinging her hips. God damn... She is gorgeous. Here red hair was full and voluptuous. As I looked down her body, I noticed her gorgeous red lips, and her piercing green eyes. The vines and plants which normally made up her outfit began to fall off, almost like a tree in the fall. It was actually really beautiful. As she shed her outfit, I could see her perfect breasts. The were large, but perky, while still looking incredibly soft with a good bounce. She laid on my lap and we made eye contact as she moved closer and kissed my lips. Something about them... they were so soft. I moved my hands down and grabbed her butt. What a perfect ass. It was a good size, but like her breasts, it managed to be perky as can be. God this was great... too great. Damn, am I drooling? What's going on? As she pulled away from my mouth, she saw the confusion on my face and answered.