I'm a sex inspector

"Hi, I'm Mr Kent - I'm a sex inspector. As I'm sure you're all aware, the law requires you to answer all my questions and obey my instructions. To start with, I need to ask you all a bit about your sexual history for a survey we're doing."

The girls looked at first confused and worried, before relaxing as they realised they just needed to answer questions. Scanning my eyes over the group, there was a redhead with tits stretching a tight black top, a mousy looking blonde, an olive skinned girl with dark hair in a long braid and two delicately featured Indian girls who appeared to be twins.

"So first, can you each tell me your first name, age and sexual orientation please."

My eyes turned to the redhead expectantly. She looked a little unsure, confusion crossing her face.

"Urm, shouldn't you... be writing this down, on a clipboard on something?" she hesitantly queried.

Fully confident in my non-truths now, I just waved my hand dismissively "Not necessary - everything is recorded on a small microphone I'm wearing. Can you answer the questions now please."

"...okay..., well, my name's Ashley, I'm 19 and I'm heterosexual."

"Thanks Ashley" I said, tearing my eyes from her impressive cleavage. My attention shifted to the blonde "and you?"

A blush coloured her cheeks as the words quietly came out "I'm Kate, I'm 19 too, and I'm bisexual"

The other girls looked at her in surprise, but I moved swiftly on for now, gesturing to the girl with the braid.

"Farah, 20, lesbian." came the clipped response.

Finally I turned to the twins. They exchanged a brief glance before one spoke up "Melissa and Karen - we're 20 and straight."