Push it

Kelly had fallen for some whoppers, so I decide to see if I could induce multiple people to believe something absurd. I spotted two women in their early forties heading my way. Both were in the MIFL category. One was a curvy brunette wearing yoga pants and a dark blue t-shirt and the other was a tall slender blonde in knee-length khaki shorts and a pink short sleeve blouse. They each carried shopping bags in one hand and had purses slung over their shoulders.

I walked up to them. "Excuse me, ladies," I said. "I noticed you're both wearing two sets of clothes. Why is that?"

The women looked down at themselves. They looked confused then up at each other then back at me. "Wow, what were WE thinking?" asked the blonde.

"Musta been in a rush," said the brunette.

"Just take off the extra pair of pants or shorts and shirts and put them in our bags," I said. "Do it here; it's OK."

"Good idea," said the brunette. She pulled off her t-shirt and put it in her shopping bag. She then put down her bags and started to take off her shoes.

Meanwhile the blonde had removed her shorts and put them in a shopping bag and was unbuttoning her blouse.

A minute later, both women were standing in their bras and panties, but still thinking they were dressed.

"OK," I said, "It's good you're dressed normally. Now I can see you both were off to see who could seduce the most teenage boys and suck the most teenage cock as you like to do once a week, so I'll let you get to it."

"How could you tell?" asked the blonde.

"Really? chimed in the brunette.

"It's obvious a couple of sexy MILFs like you lust for teenage cock and love to compete for it. I also know the one who sucks the most cock gets to spank the loser's bare ass on her front lawn. It's OK if everyone knows."

"You're totally right," said the blonde. She turned to her friend. "I guess we better get started!"

The two looked around. People were snapping photos of them, but they ignored them. They spotted a trio of teenage boys heading into a video game store and hurried off towards the boys.

I laughed to myself as I admired the women's panty-clad butts as they walked away. Turns out people would believe anything I said no matter how preposterous, and I was feeling rather horny again.