Pink Lacy Thong

You grabbed a pink lacy thong, great. You slide it up your legs and as it nestles in your crack and nestles your balls and little penis, it feels so good and right, inside you something clicks.
"John?" Your mom calls, "John come down here!"
"Yes mam" you holler back. As you scramble to get clothes on. You grab a pair of old sweatpants and slide them on they are realm snug fitting you really tight, you barley get them on your ass. And grab a old raggedy tank top to wear as you throw your hair in a ponytail and head downstairs and find...