Clitish

Unfortunately for you, it isn't very big.
3 inches hard, with a small pair of balls.
Your stuff is so small, you actually have a thigh gap some how. The few girls you've been with never actually laughed at your face, but it was always pretty clear you never satisfied them.
"Oh well," you think, "Its not the size its how I use it, and there is always next time."
With that thought you immediately start to think about...