See just how slippery you've gotten

You may not be wearing your "Slippery When Wet" panties today, but that doesn't make it any less true. The light perspiration on your thighs glistens just so, and you can't resist but test just how slippery they might already be. A brief hook of your thumbs into the waistband of your shorts on either hip and you pop it down over, baring your nice, round, panty-clad cheeks. Without those sexy glutes to hold them up, your shorts don't hesitate to demonstrate that your thighs are, in fact, slippery when wet. As are your knees. And your calves. And, with a careful step and a flick of your ankle, apparently so are your feet, it would seem.

"Seems you've lost something." A male voice says behind you. You don't even break your stride as a cute, buff young guy comes up alongside your treadmill, your shorts in hand.