Go to the party

"Fuck it," you say, "I'm gonna go to the party!"

You throw on your best chinos, along with a new shirt you bought. You give your buddy Simon a quick call.

"Yo, Simo, you going to this I take it?"

"No doubt! Looking forward to it... hopefully some first year pussy will show up!"

"You think? You don't have a chance anyway, you fucking creep."

"Look, I'm meeting the lads beforehand, at 7, outside the offy. We'll grab some drink and head over."

"Cool, see ya then."

You head over to the off licence for 7, and meet the lads. They include you, a 6"1 skinny male with short brown hair. Simon, a 6" bulky male, rugby player, with short black hair. And Ed, a 5"7 male with a belly and blonde hair.

Now to decide what drink to get.