OPEN HOUSE:OPEN LEGS VERSION 2

You leave your house and notice an attractive female real estate agent putting up an open house sign a few houses down the block. You walk over to her as she is about to enter the house. "Hi," she says, "interested?"

"Yeah I'm definitely interested, Miss...Collins" reading her name badge while sneaking a look at her ample bosom while her head is turned before she heads into the house, '32 possibly 33 B's'. As the door closes the sign changes from 'FOR SALE' to 'SOLD' "The back is small and tight yet roomy just like the front" as he ogles her shapely buttocks, "so I see....and upstairs Miss Collins"? Two ample and spacious chambers sir" "and downstairs"?

"A MANCAVE...NEVER USED, IT'S UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS", 'Shame a hot bitch like you has never had a man down there, "mind if I see it...the man cave I mean"? Once downstairs he's told "of course if you prefer the space could be turned into a home gym...sauna, pool room" 'or a sex dungeon' he thinks, I'll take it".