The Romantic Movie

'Really?' 'A romantic movie?'

'Why not?' I said.

'Okay', she said. 'Here's your ticket'. 'If I were you, I would sit somewhere in the back of the theater'. 'Those seats are most comfortable' she said as she winked at me.

'Sure', I said. 'Thank you'.

I entered the main hall, two other beautifull women were serving people popcorn and drinks from the bar. I'd like to flirt with them, but I saw they were very busy and were not in the mood. I ordered a drink and went to the right place to see my movie.

There was a lovely redhead scanning the tickets by the door, everything about her seemed perfect, although she was wearing just a little too much mascara. I showed my ticket and wanted to walk through, but she stopped me. 'Not so fast handsome!'
'There is a new rule, I must body check you.' 'Who knows what you could be carrying.'
I peeked through the door a little and saw that the room was empty. 'There are not many people enjoying this movie, are there?' I asked. 'Nope, you're the first one, so I have got to be extra carefull' she purred. You want to let her, but you know you got some embarrasing club cards in your wallet.