You try to leave, but...

"Well, I'll just get going and see if I can find some way to open it at home..." You tell the young clerk, and then start leaving the shop before she starts asking anything more.

"Hey, wait up!" She calls out after you, and though you're not actually compelled to obey you stop anyways and look back as she picks something up from the counter. "I think this is yours...?"

"Crap, the box!" You realize just as it falls open in her hands, making the collar and the note with instructions fall out of it. Turning on the spot you head right back to her, but doesn't make it in time before she's picked the instructions up and read the headline. "Uh, yeah... those are mine..."

"Ah, okay...?" She says, without looking up from the piece of paper. As you try and reach for it she takes a step back though, protected by the counter, and glance up at you with a curious look on her face. "I wish you to put your hands on the counter!"

"Oh, right..." You flinch as your palms are immediately drawn to the desk top and appears to get stuck like magnets to a flat metallic surface. "Damn..."

"Is this some kind of joke or something?" She wonders, while giving your hands an intrigued glance. As you're not to keen on answering she seems to decide on testing you for herself. "I wish you'd stand on one leg and put one finger on your nose!"

"That's... not quite nice of you...!" You grunt while your body moves against your will, bending you down over the counter to touch your nose while your hands are still glued to the counter, while lifting your leg up in the air behind you. "I'd really appreciate if you'd stop this..."

"But it's really awesome!" She giggles, then starts looking around as if searching for candid cameras. All she can see are a few perplexed customers however, that seems to be taking detours around the weird guy by the counter... "Right, I wish you'd tell me the truth then! About the collar, I mean!"

"It's all true!" You confess, still with your nose and hands pressed to the desk top and your foot wavering in the air behind you. "I found that box just some ten minutes ago, and I've no idea where it came from!"

"Yeah, right!" She's laughing now, and checking the instructions again while clearly trying to come up with some better way to test you. "I wish..."