What any self-respecting mall pervert would do.

“So Janey, if I was to tell your stacked friends here to show me their tits, they will?” Rodney asked.

The triplets pulled up their blouses as the sales girl nodded.

“Holy fuck,” the pervert exclaimed, eyes wide and hungry. “You too, Janey!”

“Damn!”exclaimed Rodney. “If this bone can change your body, how come your titties are still so small?”

Jane blushed furiously.

“I never got to use it,” she said bitterly. “These bitches just used it to tease me.”

“Well don’t that just fuck all,” Rodney said. “I bet you wish you were nicer to me before now that I got the power to give you nice titties, don’t you Janey?”

The bone throbbed warmly in Rodney’s hand and suddenly Jane was filled with regret. She never should have called security on him all those times he tried to ogle her customers.

“I am sorry Rodney!” she confessed. “Really, really sorry! I promise I won’t ever call security on you again. I’ll be nice to you from now on! I don’t know why I tried to stop you from looking at my customers.”

“Oh, I know why,” he said. “It’s cuz you were jealous. You wanted me to be looking at you. You wanted me to be getting wood for your tiny titties and your scrawny ass instead of bimbolicious trim like these girls.”

Jane shuddered and realized it was true.

“But now you can make me bimbolicious, Rodney!” she said. “Use the bone and make me your dream girl! I want to be the one to give you wood, Rodney! Please, let it be me for once!”

“Well, since you said please,” Rodney said.

And with a shudder, Jane’s hair went from dark to platinum blonde. Her eyes got big and dumb. Her lips puffed up. Her tits expanded up and over her flimsy bra, massive and fake looking as her waist pinched in and her hips flared out and her ass strained and bubbled at the seat of her pants.

“Oh Rodney!” Janey exclaimed. “Do you like me now? Do you? Do you? Do I give you wood?”

“Ho. Ly. Fuck,” said Rodney.

“So, like, can we put our shirts down now?” one of the triplets asked. “People are starting to stare.”

Rodney looked out the front of the store and the redhead was right. They were gathering an audience.