Sure.

I called my friend, Johnson. I know, Jackson, Johnson, tee hee, bleh bleh! Anywho, he picked up. "Yo, bro! Whazzup?"
"Some trouble... remember that slut?"
"Course, dude! The blond one?"
"Yes! I was fucking her ass-"
"Whoa, dude! Congrats!"
"Thanks, but my dick is stuck in her."
"Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Your penis is stuck in her butt?!"
"Yes... That's right..."
"So, I can get a friend of mine and get you out, bro. Where you at?"
"Sluts house."
"Alright, cheers bro! See you there!"
"Alright..."
click
It wasn't long until they got here. He brought Big Joe, A nice, tough, kind-hearted guy. I like him. Good man. "Sup, bro? Uhhh... Can't do our bro shake, huh?" Bro shake. It's our secret handshake. "Nope." "Can you please get his dick out of me?!"