You're caught in the middle.

"Certainly," April says with hardly a moment's hesitation.

"Fine! What stakes?" Jo asks.

"Hm. I don't know," April replies. "I would say 'If you get him hard, you GET him'... However, it appears you've got plenty of him already!"

With this remark, April wipes a finger across one of her mother's breasts, which she then sticks into her own mouth.

"Then what DO I get, Dear?" Jo asks.

"Would you accept 'a boyfriend to be named later'?" April asks her mother.

"Most-certainly not!" her mother says. "I have yet to see a sign you won't be with John forever!"

"Now, wait just a minute!" you shout, tired of being ignored.

"April," her mother says to her, "it appears he has something to get off of his OWN chest!"

April nods, and they both turn to face you.