Well it's not an iPad

As you rush into the kitchen you expect to see an iPad box wrapped up in paper. But you do not see this, you see nothing at first, but as you near closer you see a brown A4 paper envelope.

"Sit down John" Your mum says. So you do.

"Happy Birthday John" Your dad says

"Thanks" You reply

"We have a present for you, open it" Your mum says.

"What this" You say not trying to sound selfish.

"Yes just open it John" Your mum yells.

You open the envelope, and pull out some kind of document, you recognise the names of your parents Paul Doe and Sarah Doe and yours John Doe. "What is it" You ask

"Its a contract" Your dad explains

"Contract, what kind of contract" You ask

"Well first of all John there is something you need to know about me and your mother" Your dad started to tell you. "We don't work in a bank, and we don't have money problems, we are billionaires"

"Wait what how" you interrupt

"Well have you ever herd of 'Hardon Pictures'" Your dad asked

"No" You reply which is a massive lie, you have herd of them they are a massive porn website, they have thousands of pornos on their website and you go on it at least twice a day.

"Well, its a porn website and we are owners and are in charge of it, well we make all of the decisions, well when I say we I mean you now" Your dad says as he smiles.

You look at the contract quickly, then look at your parents. "Wait so you're telling me that. If I sign this contract I will have my own porn company and become a billionaire."

"Yeah" Your dad answers

"So there is a limo outside. Go to it"