You hear the click of a shotgun being cocked

As you are enjoying cuddling with the two hot teens, you hear something that chills you to the bone -- the click of a shotgun being cocked. You open your eyes to see the farmer pointing a double-barreled shotgun at your face.

"Mister, you've messed with the wrong daughter," he says with a grimace on his face. "I've called the police, and I'm going to keep you here till they arrive. You're goin' to prison, boy."

"Don't shoot him, Daddy!" Loretta cries.

"I won't if he sits right there," he says unwavering.