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Your girlfriend Sarah is absolutely frantic about seeing this concert. She can't wait to be in the same room with legendary lead singer Mick Lambert. You can't wait to be in the same room as his bass player Emilie "The Fall" Fallon. She usually starts the show fully dressed but when the sweat starts flying she strips down to the bare essentials. The girl has flat abs and those lace bras she wears are basically just doilies. You're starting to get hard just thinking about being within touching distance of them. Maybe she'll come close to the stage and you can get an up-close look...

Oh, shit, your girlfriend is talking to you. There's a bouncer hanging out by the stage entrance, and Sarah thinks he can be bribed into letting you backstage. You're not sure you should risk your place in line. But holy shit, backstage? What if you got a private show from Emilie?