They argue

Both Phoebe and Rachel seem like amazing options. I let my friends discuss who they want to fuck. They both have a taken a keen interest in my wife.

Ross says, “You know who is probably the sluttiest in bed? Monica! I bet she turns into a freak when the door is closed.”

“Oh she definitely becomes a little cockslut,” Joey says. “She always flirts with me, but tonight she is so drunk and horny. When she made that comment about getting on her knees for me? Fuck, man. I had to tuck my boner up.”

“You know she has an amazing rack under that hoodie,” Ross says. “I’m a boob guy, and she looks like she has a big pair if a hoodie can’t hide her curves.”

Joey counters, “I’m an ass guy, and Monica has a fucking dump truck behind her. It’s been **** not being able to slap her thick cheeks every time I see them.”

“Did you see how big her eyes got when Rachel told everyone I have a long cock?” Ross says. “She wants me. She’s probably rubbing herself right now to the thought of me.”

Joey disagrees, “I have a bigger dick than you, so by that logic, she wants me more. Plus she thinks I’m hilarious. I’ve never seen her laugh with you.”

“That’s because she’s too attracted to me. She doesn’t want to jeopardize her relationship with Chandler. She’s knows you’re harmless, but she’s afraid she couldn’t control herself around me.”

I can’t believe they are so brazenly talking about my wife as if I’m not here. Honestly I’m getting a little turned on by it. They haven’t said anything about the other wives. It looks like whoever wins the argument, gets to fuck my wife, then the loser will choose the wife who is not theirs, and I’ll take the remaining wife.

Joey says, “Obviously we both want to fuck Monica. We aren’t going to agree who it should be. Chandler, you need to settle this. Who do you want to fuck your wife?”