I deserve it

You're so gorgeous that it's hard to resist yourself sometimes. You tuck the hem of your skirt into the waist and continue dancing in front of the mirror. You rub your thighs, pulling and stretching the skin just outside your labia. You moan and hiss as you continue your dance. You pull your breasts through the wide opening in your tan suit jacket, pulling them out of your black blouse and bra along the way. You knead the soft tissue of your enormous tits, sucking a nipple into your mouth as you continue to shake your hips.

The phone rings and your one woman lambada is interrupted. You tell the receptionist to send the next interviewee up.

Of course, that doesn't mean you have to stop. You're an experienced masturbator and know how to be discreet.