Breakfast suggestion

At breakfast the next morning, Joey asks the group, “So do you want me to try to get us in on the annual swingers trip with Zach and Nick?”

Monica replies, “So having sex with me wasn’t enough? You’re already trying to have sex with more women that aren’t your wife?”

“If Phoebe approves, hell yeah. Last night was a lot of fun. I want to keep it going,” Joey looks at me. “I know Chandler enjoyed it. This trip could be incredible. Worst case scenario we ignore them and just hang out with each other on an amazing vacation.”

“I like the idea of a vacation,” Monica concedes. “Just to have a week without kids would be worth hooking up with strange men.”

“I know you’re kidding, but you’re still a little curious how big Zach’s penis really is,” Phoebe teases.

Monica laughs, “No way! If it’s even close to how big Rachel said then I’m running far away.”

“He’ll just lasso you back with it,” Phoebe says mimicking the cowboy movement. “Maybe it’s just me who’s curious. But last night was really fun, if we don’t go we should do this again.”

Joey asks, “How about you Chandler? I’m sure you’ve thought about fucking Katy and Courtney, especially since the campfire story.”

Oh I had definitely thought of fucking them. I had checked out their social accounts to see how they have aged in the last decade. They are both still incredibly attractive. They are wannabe mom influencers: posting daily routines and stylish outfits. They are no longer the stuck up sorority girls. They have become the moms you want to bend over and rail in the grocery store aisle.

I answer, “Yeah. Let’s do it.”

Joey cheers, “Hell yeah! I’ll call and make it happen.”