Take Jenny to the grotto

You hoist Jenny up over your shoulder and carry her off through the halls, pointing out the remarkable artwork on her butt to anyone who is interested. And a lot of people are interested.

"Ain't that cute?" you say. "She's totally had a crush on me, all this time I've been stripping her!"

"Cool," says a student.

"Go ahead and spank her. It makes it look like we're about to dissolve into a flashback, yeah?"

"Do not spank me!" says Jenny. "I am-- OW!"

Your destination is Raider's Grotto, a private naked-lady-themed cafe you operate down in the lower regions of the Academy. You plop Jenny down at a table and Ashe, wearing nothing but her roller skates, glides up to take your order.

"Hi, Raider!" she says. "What'll you have today?"

"Start me off with a Simone breast," you say. "Jenny, what'll you have? It's on me."

Jenny crosses her arms over her breasts sullenly and spares a tiny glare at the menu. "What is all this?"

"There's a dessert for every girl in the school," you explain. "All of them are photorealistic replicas of their left breasts. A Destra breast is a chocolate gateau, a Yrelle breast is a macha sweet bun... I'm in the mood for a red-velvet cupcake, so I'm getting a Simone breast. Or would you prefer a cookie from the WAR Girls collection?"

"I'll just have water, thanks."

"Let me get you a Hanna breast to put that on so you don't leave a ring on my nice tables."

"Raider... why did you bring me here? Let's get this over with."

"It's simple: We need to decide on what kind of dessert your breast is going to be."

She utters a very offended noise and tries to turn her chest away from you.

"Most of the good cookies have been taken," you speculate. "Would you fancy being a candy? Patrons could order a bag of Jenny breast chocolate kisses."