Maid in New York

"Well we're going to do a film called Maid in New York," I reply. "I want cast you as the maid."

Saoirse frowns, "A maid? The film is called Maid in New York? Like the Jen Lopez movie?"

"No, that was Maid in Mannhatten...this one is different," I answer.

"Okay," she nods but her face to still frowning. "How is it different? What is the story?"

"You're the maid an Irish immmergrant trying to make ends meet in the city. You work in a high-end hotel were the guest are horny men and women who want to escape their normal lives," I start to explain.

Saorise puts a hand up to stop me, "This sounds like a porno..."

"It is," I reply.

"Well then..." She said clearing her throat. "I don't thin-" she started to add.

"Sleep!" I order.

I the pretty Irish actress only sighs as she slumps into her chair, her head lolling over her chest while her arms dangle limp at her sides.