Work

You're still a newbie at Down to Clown. If anybody catches you ignoring those horns the girls use to signal they need a Clown Assistant, you could lose your bowtie on your first day! That would be a fate worse than **** for you, a clown fanatic that needs this job as an avenue to meet clown girls. Now's the time to put in a little work, gain some job skills, and perhaps just as importantly, meet a few of the many clowns to be found all over the fairgrounds.

You recall Donatello's teachings: working here at the fair will raise your fitness, wit, kindness, and/or wealth. That said, you may need certain skills before you can tackle some of the jobs or win over the girls you're looking for. In the best case scenario, you might improve your skills and get some of the girl's cards in one fell swoop!

If you think about it that way, work almost seems like pleasure! Almost. The girls around here seem to run their errand boys a little ragged sometimes. Such is the privilege of clown royalty.