Dumb Blonde

"You guys better not pick dumb blonde" she said, but it was already too late. The words light up on the card and her eyes glossed over for a moment. Once they returned to normal she held her head in pain.

"Alex, are you ok" asked Jack.

"I'm, like, fine. But I definitely feel dumber" she said.

"You already weren't zee sharpest tool in zee shed" said Luke.

"Like, shut up" snapped Alex. As they were bickering, you felt you're own changes start to happen. You shrunk down even more as you felt your skin soften. Hair fell in your face as you felt your penis disappear. You were a girl, but not a super attractive one.

"Wow, you, like really look like a kid" said Alex.

"Shut up" you say in your new voice.

"Ok, my turn. Good luck, please continue" said Jack.