Truth: "Never. I'm still a virgin."

"Never. I'm still a virgin."

The cop's jaw dropped. "What? That is absolutely against the law at your age. You're coming with me, miss."

"Wait, what?" she responded out loud. Before she knew it, the op had grabbed her left wrist tightly and was snapping a handcuff around it.

"You're under arrest for violating mandatory sexual activity laws. I'm going to have to bring you down to the station for this." He snapped the handcuffs to each of her wrists. "Come on, I have

"Hey!"

"Don't resist, missy, or I have the right to bring you up to compliance right here."

She knew what he was referring to. If she resisted any further she would be **** right there in the street.