Yes, it's only me here

"Okay," says Sam, "I don't need to worry about being too loud"
"No, there's no-one around."

"Is there a pen and paper there?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm asking you to do stuff, and I expect you to actually do it," she says, tetchily,
<<Get a pen and paper>>
"Now, draw a self-portrait."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"But I'm awful at drawing."
"I'm sure you can manage - it doesn't have to be a masterpiece."
<<Draw a self portrait>>
"Are you smiling in the picture?" she asks
"Is it important?"
"I'm asking the questions here," Sam says, "are you smiling?"