Dick Girl

You watch way to many Japanese cartoons, but then again, maybe that's a good thing this time. With these knockers and hips, no one would guess that I have an 8-inch cock instead of an 8-inch hole, well, no one except the girls in the shower after gym.

It's hard being a freak and it doesn't always put me in the best mood, so watch your step. But maybe you're the kind of guy that makes a girl feel good, maybe you're the kind of guy that can make me feel like a man. We should probably get that figured out before we go any further...