A Bloke (a guy)

John looked down. Yeah, he was a guy. Now... location, location location. Somewhere to take his young wife on their honeymoon. The island was nice, very tropical, they could lie on the beach all day making love and drinking wine.
The mountains? Sounded cold, but still, they could romp around the highlands together. The road trip on the great ocean road... Could be fun. The trip to the byte sounded a little bleak to him.