Grab the lamp and rub it.

Thinking fast you realize that you must have somehow been transported into some kind of Arabian Nights fantasy. If this is the case then the lamp should contain a genie, even though this is the cave of the forty thieves (given the password) and no such thing appeared in that story.

Hoping that this is the case you run over, grab the lamp and rub it. You are planning on using your first wish to ensure that Rachael is safe until the genie appears and it is Rachael. She looks kind of angry and frightened, but before you can calm her down you see a large group of very dangerous looking men heading toward you.

"Rachael," you say, praying that it will work "I wish we were back home"

"Huh?" she says and then gasps and lets out a little groan. You feel a sudden jolt, the world goes wonky for a moment, and you find yourself standing in your apartment. You look at Rachael and see that she is smiling and has a kind of blissful look in her face.

"Are you O.k?" you ask.

"Totally" she says "I'm not sure what happened but after you said something about wishing to go home this wave of pleasure washed over me and I found myself here. I'm not sure but I think I granted your wish or something. Whatever it was I want to do it again."

"I'm not sure we should. Don't these kind of things have a finite limit? Like three?"

"I'm not sure, but if it's up to me you can have as many as you want. Just as long as they all feel that good to grant."