Worst By Far

"I choose USA: Places of Interest." I tell Frank.

As the first question appeared Frank told the audience, "That in this category Cameron will have to pick these places on a map."

'Crap! I didn't know that.' I screamed in my head. I wasn't as confident about this category as before...

Find the Las Vegas Strip. Wrong! Damnit! I misclicked New Mexico!

Find the Washington Monument. Correct!

Find Yellowstone National Park. Correct!

Find Niagra Falls. Ugh, it's on the border of Canada and New York, right? I chose upstate New York and it was downstate, New York. Which meant I got it WRONG.

Find Badlands National Park. I had no idea what that was so I clicked the middle of New Mexico and got it WRONG! It was in South Dakota.

"You're 4 out of 5 streak ends here Cameron! You got 2 out of 5 right! Now draw 3 cards!" Frank r=ordered as they did that stupid chant again.

"I got Tan, Double Demuscle, and Hair Extension." I announced.

"Do you want to exchange any of them for two?" Frank asked me.

Maybe I was too proud of my muscles because I said, "I want to get rid of Double Demuscle. I am proud of the muscles I gained."

I got Breast and Hair Extension. again. This time my stay was much longer as my hair lengthened twice with the machine even stylizing it into a short ponytail. My chest also grew more fat as my skin gained a permanent tan which was at least a bit pleasurable.

"Nice cute hairstyle. However, I believe longer hair would suit you even more." Frank complimented and suggested implying the obvious.

"Well, long hair isn't so bad. I could just cut it if I don't like it." I replied as we moved to the fourth round.