"Wacky Scientist 2"

It takes a few minutes to settle in, but the whole surreal scene finally unfolds. There you are, with Gary camcording you, and Jaquanetta sits before you squirming like some little kid eager to see her biggest Christmas present unwrapped. You kick off your shoes and pull your shirt off for good measure, feeling reasonably proud of your upper body, but then you get to the main event.

Everything is upside down for you. It seems like only a few years ago that you attended a Jaquanetta Johnson concert, lost in a vast crowd of people all crazy for her, but now the pop demigoddess is your audience and her attention is absolute. You pull everything off and step out of it.

Suddenly you remember the movie "Wacky Scientists 2: The Oopeses." The movie was basically a wild retelling of the old Jekyll-Hyde story, and you recall how it began with a dream sequence in which Dr. Oopes was marrying Jaquanetta. He waits at the altar and Jaquanetta comes to him in a bridal gown that just happened to show off one hell of a lot of cleavage, and as the good Doctor's eyes naturally look down he is somehow possessed by his old Hyde self once more, which at that moment gives him an erection the size of his forearm threatening to split his slacks. You've always loved how in that scene Jaquanetta slammed her knees together in a reflex of self-preservation, but also how she stared with spaced-out eyes as her jaw dropped. When you first saw it in the theater there was a great cackling from the audience, for she had just let slip the eevening before during a movie promotion interview how she really loved a "big package" and cheerfully described herself as a "total size queen."

You suspect she drew upon her own honest emotions for that scene, for that look is on her again.

"Damn!" she says at last. "As a kid, I admit I sometimes checked out horses -- but I think you would make them all jealous!" Then she crosses right over to you and takes your phallus in her hands, weighing its heaviness, her fingers trying in vain to encompass its girth. "Oh!" she remarks, as she realizes she has just grabbed your cock, and she smiles sunnily. "I'm so sorry to just grab you like this, I suppose I could use some ... CONTROL, some DISCIPLINE, In fact, I should probably two albums to those subjects. It's just that ... I always wondered why my sister LaJolla was into snakes, and now I think I get it!"

One problem being, as she fondly pets your "snake," your stage fright is slipping away and you feel sure you're about to get totally hard.