Prepare for the occassion

The first thing you decided to do was to get dressed. Whilst wearing absolutely nothing would definitely get Mr. Cleft's attention, being at least a little seductive about it was much more fun. You open up your wardrobe and search for the right outfit.

Straight away you spot the skirt you want. It?s short (naturally) but loose, perfect for looking up. To compliment the skirt you pick out a tight, low-cut tank top. It was a little short so also showed a tantalizing glimpse of your toned stomach. Especially if you had to reach across, and you're sure there'll be plenty of opportunities for that.

You slip on some comfortable pumps to finish the outfit choice. You thought about going for heels, but giving Mr. Cleft more of a height advantage was better at his eyesight would be naturally drawn into you obvious cleavage. Although thanks to the cut of your tank top this was a certainty anyway.

With less than half an hour to go before Mr. Cleft arrived now you head for the bathroom for the final touches. "No point Mr. Cleft coming over for nothing." You look down at the small bag of tools you'd brought along with you, not that you knew what you were doing with them. Fortunately that wasn't a problem as you weren't trying to fix anything. The exact opposite in fact.

You begin attacking random parts of the shower with the tools trying to make sure it?s well and truly broken. You know how a shower's supposed to work, so you do everything you shouldn't to it. "He won't be leaving any time soon," you say proudly as you stand back and admire your anti-handy work.

While you observe the scene of destruction a slight draft reminded you of something else you needed to do. "Hmm... Should I wear underwear or not?"