Play it cool - don't move

You've had to deal with a few "guess who" pranks in the past, those times someone sneaks up behind you and covers your eyes. In every case, when you've said or done nothing, the prankster very quickly gives up. Playing it cool and doing nothing seems like the best, perhaps the only, tactic to take in this situation.

Of course, "guess who" isn't the same as the situation you've just been caught in. You've just been caught spying on a sex romp - that's if the person behind you can also see through the ajar door, which seems likely. Since you're crouching, you're a little off balance and your backside is sticking out behind you. This position feels much more **** than a typical "guess who" game.

At least the orgy in the bedroom you're spying on has not noticed. They're all too busy with each other.

You have to watch. You can't turn away without tugging on the stranger's hand over your mouth. The hound who had taken the bunny first, stepping up close behind her and impaling her from behind, also finishes first. You hear him grunt out a successful orgasm and stagger back from his prize. He flops down on a chair in the room, his trousers still around his ankles but for now he's limp, spent and not much of a sight.

Your view of the bunny is still blocked by the shy guy. At least he has a perky bum.

That's when the stranger behind you speaks.