Play fair

"Oh he just wanted to welcome me personally" I say quickly. Lena looks at me suspiciously but quickly waves it off, reasoning that I'd have no reason to lie to her. A few hours of casually chatting pass and before long, everyone starts getting hungry, so Mei, Ana, Zenyatta, Bastion and Genji set about making dinner for thirty hungry people.

Eventually all the food is ready, Mei had made one metric tonne of special fried rice, which Bastion was carrying out, Ana made lamb casserole, Zenyatta made hamburgers for everyone, and finally Genji emerged from the kitchen with arms full of sushi. I sat at one end of the table, with Lena right beside me, Winston sat exactly opposite me, at the other end of the table. The rest of the table filled out with no particular pattern , except all the villainy types sat to one side, while all the hero types sat to the other.

I noticed Widowmaker sitting opposite Drax222, he also kept his head down and his mouth full, which I knew was his embarrassed position. I just assumed that the wicked purple cleavage right in front of him was the cause. I caught Angela stealing a few cheeky glances at SmutMaster, who was casually chatting with Soldier: 76. A few times I caught Foxxo staring dreamily at Mei, complete with rice dropping off his fork. Poor ShinseiHono was stuck in between Reinhardt and Roadhog talking about building muscle. And finally, PartyOn111 and Pharrah were having a lovely conversation completely devoid of attention to anything else.

By the time dinner was over, Drax had run off to the bathroom, covering his crotch, I laugh silently as everyone else gets up and Bastion heads off to do the dishes. Winston steals Lena away before I can get a word in, so I decide to go talk to Widowmaker.

"What's gotten into Drax over dinner?" I ask casually.

"He's probably jerking off, he was painfully hard all through dinner. I made sure of that" the assassin says bluntly as she leans down to put her high heel boot back on. I swear she licked her lips when she said 'painfully'.

"Right. So moved on from me have ya?" I ask, nudging her playfully.

"No. I will extract much of your seed in the coming weeks." She says again, more bluntly than before.

"What about Drax?"

"Oh I will have my fun with the boy." She smirked.

"Why are you treating us differently?" I ask, genuinely curious. It wasn't too long ago she was stomping my balls and stabbing me with her heels.

"You've proven yourself to me. But listen Sherie, if you tell anyone, who doesn't already know I've fucked you, about my sex life, and you'll wish you were dead." With that, the French woman kisses my forehead and leaves. Confused, I up and begin to wander around the Watchpoint. On a roof in the distance, I see PartyOn and Pharrah sitting up on a rooftop, sitting very close together and still chatting. I keep walking, past a small side alley, where I hear slurping sounds.

I poke my head around the corner and see Angela on her knees sucking SmutMaster's cock with gusto. I chuckle slightly and they both turn to face me. Angela looks at me, blows a kiss and returns to her task. SmutMaster on the other hand goes bright red and looks away, he knows all too well about my history with the Swiss medic. I merely pat the guy on the shoulder and keep walking.

Through a window, I see Mei talking to Foxxo about science and shit. Not really caring, I keep walking and sit on a cliff, watching the night sky, the moon illuminating my face. I sigh and close my eyes, feeling the cold embrace of loneliness in this fantasy. I hear steps behind me. Before I can turn around, an Egyptian voice rings out behind me.

"Lovely, isn't it? I come here for a while every night." Its Ana. The young mother sits beside me and rests her head on my shoulder. Not wanting to seem rude, I wrap my arm around her shoulder and she snuggles in closer.