Pinky brings a girl over!

Jamie had a friend over, though he hadn't really known her for long, or really at all. He met her earlier that day, doing volunteer work for a school project at a nature center where other schools had also bussed students. He had grown infatuated with her over the course a single day, and lived nearby, so he told her instead of taking a bus back to school to take another bus home, she could come hang out with him and then his mom would give her a ride home.

Her name was Naomi and she didn't particularly like him, in fact she felt annoyed but he didn't give her the creeps so she figured she'd spend her saturday evening something new.

His family was incredulous that Pinky had managed to find a girl who would rather be around him than die.

What's more, she was nice, and intelligent. Naomi could respond delicately and directly. She took note of what was around, and even bounded with Pinky's sisters. They had some interests in common.

She was welcomed to stay for dinner and that was when disaster struck, for Pinky.

"Did anyone tell you my brother has a small penis?"

"PTH! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EXCUSE ME!" Naomi instantly held her mouth and tried to compose herself. She had thought about how this was a male who was talking to her, and was probably only into her because she was a healthy young girl who liked being pretty. That his penis was talked about so openly at random, and that his sister was expressing his vulnerability made things comedic during in otherwise casually stoic dinner.

"Hazel! Now is not the time to joke about such things. That is not appropriate dinner conversation." Her mom gently scolded her.

"I was only joking! I mean it is, really but, I wasn't trying-"

Naomi faced another bout of laughter when Hazel elaborated.

"No, no, listen. I know girls talk. And if you both want to hang out, you can. But, right now, you're supposed to compose yourself."

"Oh, yes mom." Hazel was seldom ever scolded, and she had neger really been punished, and her parents had literally never hit her. If Pinky had made any comparable joke at her expense, he'd have gotten a spanking right then and there.