Pillow talk? Yeah right.

Some time after their fun, Evan finally finished the documents he had to type out and left the office building. "Finally, I get to go home." he said exhausted, but knew he still had to get home which thankfully wasn't far away. "Yeah, finally out of that furnace of an office." his cock added. "Oh yeah...I forgot you're still here." Well of course I am! I'm your cock, dummy." "Ughhhhh." Evan groaned still annoyed of this situation.

Now home, Evan headed upstairs undressed (because he liked sleeping nude) and got under the covers. "Aaaaah..." Evan said about to knock out. "Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm going to sleep, what does it look like I'm doing?" Evan said slightly annoyed. "But you smell because of the sweat; aren't you going to take a shower?" "No, I'm tired, besides I got a shift in the morning. I can take a shower then." "Well you stink, go take a shower." his cock told him. "I'm not going to take a shower, right now. Just bear with it until morning." Evan said trying to close his eyes.

"I'm not going to sleep till you take a shower." "Well that sounds like a "you" problem, I'm going to sleep, so goodnight." Evan's cock then began chanting, "Take a shower, take a shower..." repeatedly. Evan tried to ignore it by covering his ears with his pillow. Annoyed that he was being ignored, Evan's cock continued chanting while forcing Evan's hips to thrust in the air now every time he said the phrase. In a few moments, Evan finally gave in. "Fine! If I take a shower now will you finally let me sleep?!?" Evan shouted at his cock with the covers removed.

"Yes." his cock said with a grin knowing he won. Evan then reluctantly went into the bathroom and turned the shower on before stepping in it. "Don't forget to use plenty of soap!" his cock said. Evan listened to him for the hope of some peace and quiet. Evan continued scrubbing all over his body and his hair. "Can you scrub me and my boys too, please?" his cock asked lifting its balls. Evan continued doing what he asked. "Aaaaah, thanks Evan. Your hands are so soft." his cock moaned before getting bigger.

"Whoa, I thought you said you were tired." his cock said knowing he didn't cause himself to get hard this time. "I am, must've been you or something." Evan said hiding the fact that his own cock's moaning was turning him on. "Huh...well if you're game right now, I don't mind." "I'm telling you it wasn't me. Do you want me to finish cleaning you or not?" "Yeah, jeez...I'm not the one getting me hard." Evan's cock said with smirk. This only pissed off Evan which caused him to be more aggressive with the cleaning. "AH! I'm sorry! Cut it out!" his cock pleaded.

Finally Evan was done showering at the request of his member. "See? Doesn't that feel way better?" Evan's cock said as they walked to his bed. "Yeah, whatever. Can you let me sleep now?" "Yeah, sure thing." Evan then turned off the lights and got under the covers before falling asleep. "Damn...would now be a bad time to tell him I need to rub another one out? Probably." his cock said before falling asleep as well.